so, like, u know how putin is all like “russia is the best” and stuff, but then this governor dude is all like “uhh, actually ukraine is advancing in russia” and putin is just like “nah bro, u out” and cuts him off, like literally cuts him off, like with a sword or something, i dunno man, it’s crazy. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or am i?). so come on down and join the fun, before putin cuts u off too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Buildings Constructed: 34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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