so, like, u know how putin is all like “russia is the best” and stuff, but then this governor dude is all like “uhh, actually ukraine is advancing in russia” and putin is just like “nah bro, u out” and cuts him off, like literally cuts him off, like with a sword or something, i dunno man, it’s crazy. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or am i?). so come on down and join the fun, before putin cuts u off too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 3305 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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