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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9097 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
