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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7062 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 132 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Votes: | 4212 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 272 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
