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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5294 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 280 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
