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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7871 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 72 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 5489 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
