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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3180 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 273 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
