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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4394 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 35 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have modi coming to visit russia for the first time since the invasion of ukraine. yea, u heard me right! modi is gonna be there, building houses and fighting off creepers like a pro.
not only that, but we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u wanna diamond sword? we got it. u wanna enchanted bow? we got it. u wanna potion of invisibility? we got it. u name it, we got it in our secret base.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of herobrine? yea, that’s right. he’s always lurking around, scaring the crap out of unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once u get to know him.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our epic minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
