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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8499 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 177 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.