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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7637 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 296 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.