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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9016 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 73 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 55 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.