CraftyPutinBoom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TownHumorMinecraftSMP

amusement, Chuckle, city, Community, funny, humorous street names, jest, Laughter, local landmarks, Neighborhood, quirky, residential areas, road signs, Smile, street signs, TOWN, TownHumorMinecraftSMP, Unique, urban development, Urban planning, WIT

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have streets named after famous Minecraft mobs like Creeper Lane and Enderman Avenue. But wait, it gets even better – we also have a street called Potato Street because one time a player accidentally planted a potato and it grew into a giant potato that took over the whole street! It’s like a potato apocalypse, but in a funny way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Nudity Prohibited

acceptance, body image, comfort level, Confidence, cultural beliefs, Expression, freedom, individual choice, Legal, modesty, nudity, nudity taboo, personal boundaries, personal comfort, PIXEL, Prohibited, public nudity, self esteem, self-consciousness, shame, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Votes:	7621	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where public nudity is not only legal but encouraged! Imagine roaming the virtual world completely in the buff, showing off your pixelated assets to all your fellow players. The only thing stopping you from joining in on the fun is… well, absolutely nothing! So come on down and let it all hang out on our server. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor to protect you, am I right? Join now and embrace your inner nudist in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Activist, anti-government, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, democracy movement, Free Russia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Minecraft, Navalny, Navalny’s Widow, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, opposition movement, political activism, political change, protest, putin, russia, Server, social justice

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magic Items Found:	8622	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for a ‘free’ Russia like Navalny’s widow! We got crazy battles, like fighting off zombie Putin clones and building statues of Navalny out of diamond blocks! Join us and be part of the revolution, comrades! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the Ender Dragon and bring true freedom to the land of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Mother Russia proud!

Democraftia: Bolso-Bashers United

Accountability, BolsoBashers, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilians, Corruption, current events, Democracy, democracy at work, democracy in action, Democraftia, Government, Impeachment, leadership, News, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Politics, PROTESTS, south america, strength, United

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have BRAZILIANS hailing the STRENGTH of democracy while we call out BOLSONARO for being a total noob. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the government (jk…or are we?). join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares because it’s all in good fun, right? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together on this epic minecraft server!

Fish Follower Frenzy

Animal Behavior, Behavior, bream, Communication, diver, diver interaction, Fish, fish behavior, fish intelligence, fish research, fish study, Follower, Frenzy, human-fish interaction, humans, intelligence, marine life, recognition, researchers, study, Training, Treats, Wild fish

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG, dis server is like no other, bro! we got fish dat can tell humans apart when dey dress different! like, imagine swimming around and da fish be like “oh, dat dude in da pink speedo is Steve, he always brings me treats!” we trained dem bream to follow a specific diver for treats, so now dey basically our underwater spies, lmao! join dis server if you wanna be part of da fishy secret agent squad and change da way we treat fish forever! swim with da fishes, but not in a mafia way, in a cool Minecraft way! 🐟🕶️🎮 #FishySpies #UnderwaterMinecraftMafia

❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, 283408, 30045188y629800899405989966998947, banner, Cases, cases for each player, cases for parkour, Donations, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, love, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Parkour, player, Server, Servers, Storage, TrulyMine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Items Found:	2145
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

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Lasergurkenland

32gb ram, 5 year old world, Anarchy, big farms, Domain, Empty, free, Hosted, i7-6700HQ, Large farms, Lasergurkenland, latest java version, No Lag, No Rules, Private, Public, pure vanilla, TerraByte, Updating, vanilla minecraft, Zillyhuhn

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Lasergurkenland Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public pure vanilla server without rules
World Reset	Not reset since launch in 2020
World Size	2 terabyte
Rules	No rules at all
Server Specs	i7-6700HQ (8) @ 3.500GHz, 32GB of RAM
Access	lgl.zillyhuhn.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no rules against griefing
Can players create their own factions or groups?	Players are free to create their own factions or groups
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome
Are there any banned items or activities?	No, all items and activities are allowed
How often is the server updated to the latest java version?	The server is always updated to the latest java version

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6460
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28