CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

New Minecraft Servers

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Yitzy101s Prison Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	84
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

play.yitzy101.com

Outburst Designs

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Dimension Hops:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Void Armor Forged:	11

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

mc.frostyfactions.com

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ores Mined:	4043
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1339	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

198.154.112.209

Novylen

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	890305	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Zombie Dances:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Farms Harvested:	125

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	199
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Votes:	7997
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	987656	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Votes:	1297	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net