CraftyPrimates | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wild Kemono Friends 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, chances, COMEBACK, Community, Disappointment, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, Franchise, Friends, Hope, Kemono, kemono friends, Revival, Rumors, series, speculation, Support, uncertainty, Wild

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Bruh, forget about that lame Kemono Friends, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated animals that actually do cool stuff like dance the Macarena and sing Taylor Swift songs.

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and zombies. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with less fire and more glowstone.

Plus, we have custom-built roller coasters that go through the End dimension and past a dragon’s lair. It’s like Six Flags on steroids, bro.

So ditch the dead anime and come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Kemono Friends when you can have blocky buddies and epic adventures?

Spoil My Minecraft SMP with Manga Series

chibi, goofy, Hit, issue 14, Manga, manga art style, manga characters, manga climax, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga storyline, manga twists, Minecraft, mum, series, smp, Spoil, spoilers, stopped reading, umaru

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting spoiled is your fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that manga series you mentioned.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening. We’ve got secret underground bases, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who thinks he’s a knight in shining armor.

And don’t worry about missing out on any manga spoilers here – our players are too busy building giant statues of anime characters and reenacting their favorite scenes with pixel art. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make that time when the protagonist accidentally turned his mom into a chibi Umaru look like child’s play.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only thing getting spoiled is your appetite for adventure!

Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

UkraineCraft2020

administration, Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, transatlantic partnership, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is totally epic, just like trump telling europe he’s got ukraine’s back, bro. we got crazy battles and wars happening all the time, just like in real life. join us and be part of the action, man. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. it’s like a real-life conspiracy, dude. so come on, join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

True Crafters Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Authenticity, Bond, brotherhood, Community, Crafters, culture, family, genuine, Honor, Integrity, loyalty, niggas, Only, pride, real, Realm, Respect, solidarity, street, tradition, True, Trust, Unity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. We got creepers droppin’ it low, skeletons breakin’ it down, and zombies tryna hit the dab.

If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.

We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!

So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Items Found:	3002
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimension Hops:	13

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gods Slained:	2

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Players:	110/600	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Emeralds Found:	2897	Gnome Villages Protected:	6