If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Star Shards Collected: 202
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 385512 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 497 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Animals Bred: 88
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Runes Activated: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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