If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Animals Bred: 151 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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