If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 7071 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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