If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Buildings Constructed: 29
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Holy Grails Found: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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