If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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