If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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