If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Secret Passages Found: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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