CraftyPolitico2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	2581
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	84

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DreamCrafters

bizarre conversations, dream talk, DreamCrafters, funny anecdotes, nighttime chatter, odd phrases, peculiar statements, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, Sleep Talking, sleep talking anecdotes, sleep talking experiences, sleep talking stories, strange behavior, strange occurrences, subconscious thoughts, talking in sleep, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird things

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyTerrorMasters

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyTerrorMasters, Espionage, extremism, foreign interference, global security, intelligence, international relations, iran, MI5, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, national security, russia, SECURITY, spy chief, Tehran, terror plots, Terrorism, Threats

u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	2336	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

clash, competing guilds, core microbiome, disease prevention, Guilds, Gut microbiota, health outcomes, health status, host-microbe interactions, human health, international researchers, microbial balance, microbial communities, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, Microbiome, microbiome analysis, microbiome modulation, microbiome research, microbiome signature, modulating, novel target, populations, Wars

so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

ANONYMOUS, automating smelting, custom crafting, diamonds, Discord, Economy, gem mines, Guide, hoarders, Minecraft, PvP, quarries, questions, random location, Resources, rules, Sell, Server, Soul, Storage, Survival World, technical information, temporary starting base, Unlimited, Vanilla, WestLeaf, Wilderness

Minecraft Server Information:

IP	play.westleaf.net
Minecraft Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I start playing on the server?	Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
Are there PvP areas on the server?	We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
What custom features does the server offer?	Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	8723
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	9050
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Oopsies Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Oopsies, Politics, Propaganda, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Video, War, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

2D, 2d3dreal, 3d, Adult, Anime, art, Characters, design, Digital, FANTASY, female, fetish, futa, hair, Heads, illustration, Long hair, Minecraft, NSFW, PINK, pink hair, real red heads, red, redhead, smp, virtual, welcome

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Emeralds Found:	6332	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PixelDramaQueens

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional complexity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family photos, Grief, in-laws, Loss, Memory, parenting, PixelDramaQueens, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, step-parenting, understanding grief

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafting Dreams

Adaptability, attention to detail, Bed.., collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, Crafting, creativity, customer service, dreams, Enthusiasm, flexibility, interpersonal skills., Job Interview, leadership, multitasking, organization, Passion, problem solving, PROFESSIONAL, teamwork, Time management

Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	84
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MirageCraft Server: Jetting to Ukraine 2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Delivery, european union, France, Geopolitics, international relations, jets, Jetting, Military, military alliance, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Server, technology transfer, Ukraine

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to fly a Mirage 2000 jet in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server is about to make your dreams come true! Imagine soaring through the skies, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you can imagine. And the best part? It’s guarded by a team of killer rabbits armed with diamond swords. Good luck getting past them!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the president of France himself. That’s right, Emmanuel Macron is a huge fan of our server and even promised to deliver the first Mirage 2000 jets to Ukraine in early 2025 just so they can join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, noobs!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7064
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LebCraftInvasion

airstrikes, border, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Invasion, Israel, lebanese, LebCraftInvasion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, occupation, Political unrest, SECURITY, south-west Lebanon, united nations, War

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Rice Research AI Fun

AI Images, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, aspect ratio problem, computer graphics, computer vision, data science, diffusion model, Fun, image analysis, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Rice, Rice research, scientific advancements, technological breakthroughs, Technology, visual perception, weird images

join our epic minecraft server where we make weird AI images a thing of the past with our rice research! our new diffusion model approach solves the aspect ratio problem and makes everything look super funky and cool.

imagine building a giant rice field in minecraft and watching as the AI creates the most bizarre and hilarious images you’ve ever seen. from pixelated cows riding unicorns to blocky aliens dancing the macarena, the possibilities are endless on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most creative and wacky players you’ll ever meet. join us for epic build battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. come see for yourself why our server is the talk of the minecraft world.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make some AI magic together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	448
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	1732
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Community, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, wipe

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SpongeCraft: Where Villagers are CEO’s, Diamonds are Currency, and Creepers are the HR Department!

auction houses, ceos, Community, Crates, CREEPERS, Currency, Department, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Perks, Plugins, Ranking, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, SpongeCraft, Survival, trolling, villagers

SERVER IP	PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is SpongeCraft?	SpongeCraft is a server with Towny and Resource World, custom enchantments, shops, minigames, unique ranking system, and friendly community.
What are the rules?	No griefing, trolling, hacking, or inappropriate behavior. Keep it PG-13.
How do I join events?	Events are hosted regularly with in-game prizes and sometimes even gift cards. Watch for announcements in the discord.
Can I keep my inventory?	Keep inventory is toggleable with a small death tax if enabled.
How can I acquire cosmetics?	Many fun cosmetics can be acquired without purchasing through various means in-game.

For more information, visit the server website. Join our Discord and check out our Dynmap for live updates.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	284	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3