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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8592 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.