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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7327 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Votes: | 6327 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.