CraftyPickUpLines | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hey gamers of Reddit, have you ever received a first message on a Minecraft server that made you question humanity itself? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilariously bad pick-up lines and cringeworthy attempts at flirting that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Join us for a wild ride of awkward conversations and questionable compliments that will make you grateful for the mute button. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for cringe instead? Join now for a dating app experience like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crops Grown:	4896	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8226
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Items Found:	6610
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	283

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	2387
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7767
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Players Killed by Monsters:	4370
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2967	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Void Armor Forged:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Star Shards Collected:	168
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	937738	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!