CraftyPickupLines | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	1429

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1564	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	817113

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!