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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7391 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Votes: | 5183 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8888 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
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we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.