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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3495 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
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we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.