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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3983 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
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