hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! it’s like a magical unicorn farted rainbows all over it and made it the most epic place to play minecraft ever!

join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).

so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!