CraftyPatriots Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here at Redshirts = Redhats, we pride ourselves on our unique brand of insanity. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to challenge the Ender Dragon using nothing but red hats as armor. And you know what? They actually defeated the dragon! Ever since then, we’ve been known as the Redhats, a fearless group of warriors who fear nothing, not even a blocky dragon.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that have been trained in the art of karate. So if you ever find yourself in a llama fight, you better watch out because those fluffy creatures pack a mean punch.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room, where diamonds rain from the sky and enchanted golden apples grow on trees. It’s like a Minecraft dream come true!

So come join us at Redshirts = Redhats, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our AI-powered robots are getting in on the action! Meet Ai-Da, our resident artist who just sold a painting for $1.1 million – all thanks to the inspiration she found on our server!

Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	8977
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5424	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6007	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8056	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.