CraftyPainzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

metanoia junior high school

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Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

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Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	7418	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1