Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 148 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6207 Farms Harvested: 269

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 278
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 87

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4241 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Emeralds Found: 2088

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8800 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 431

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Villages Defended: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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