CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	551384
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	321356	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mines Excavated:	4539	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magic Items Found:	8352
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	8211	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.