CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Farms Harvested:	821
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Towns Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2384
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	285
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crops Grown:	2297
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2317	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Potions Brewed:	134
New Chunks Explored:	460450	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.