CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3177
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4811	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2864
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	71
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	622
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5940
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8604
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	466
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5880
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	7609

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.