CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	6142	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4447	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	176	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	3133
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1932
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	4710	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!