CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	951	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	564	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6214
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	71

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8155
Dimension Hops:	5	Crops Grown:	5110
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mines Excavated:	2884	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1597	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Emeralds Found:	7718
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dimension Hops:	4	Magic Items Found:	1080
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	924940	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	442570
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.