CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	114
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	122	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7883	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8627	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3577

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Limegaming

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3696
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.