CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CakeMC

Vanilla

Offical Minecraft Server of CakeForceUK We need players! We have plugins such as: uCars uPlanes Brewing Deadbolt! Mob Arena Chairs! Beheaded – Get the players head when you kill them! Pets!

We can WorldGuard your builds on request. When you vote, you will be rewarded! 😀

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreativeCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

CreativeCraft is a creative network with a strong focus on building. Join us as we build our community and move forward into the new year!

Features include:

– Full of history with no resets since 2014. – Zero dependency on donations. CreativeCraft is here to stay with a very passionate owner. – Blazing fast dedicated hardware running a Ryzen 5900x with 64gb memory. – Off-site S3 backups 12 times a day with a 3 month retention (with CoreProtect in place for emergencies). – Meticulously configured and branded with a clean, uniform, non-rainbow chat. – Unlimited WorldEdit & WorldEdit Visualizer with no voting required. – Optionally vote once for Member rank and get access to `/heads`, /nick, /gm, /sit, and /lay. – Massive, mergeable 150×150 plots. – Minigames server with Parkour, Chess, & TNT Run. – Profanity is allowed.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LavaNaCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

A 1.15 Minecraft server with survival, skyblock, creative, kitpvp, and much more!

https://www.lavanacraft.com https://www.lavanacraft.com/store https://www.lavanacraft.com/discord

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Lands of Zara – 24/7 – Town – Games – Arts – DM: Sofetios – Bedrock/MCPE/JAVA Compatible – 1.20.1 – No Whitelist

24×7, Economy, Groups, Nowhitelist, Survival, TOWN, Unique

The Lands of Zara [Semi-vanilla] {Bedrock/Java/MCPE} {No Whitelist} {Unique} {City} {Arts content} {Clans/Groups} {Recent Version} {Dynmap} {Economy}

DISCLAIMER: This is a very new server and I am Newish to running one. The server will continually be in development and grow. It IS playable right now and all. What I mean is it will continue to grow both in features and otherwise. As I am newish to running a server, please be patient with me.—

# **The Lands of Zara**

**About Us**

The Lands of Zara is an unique, fun, and community based server. In this server, imagination is rewarded. Players are encouraged to find new and innovative ways of playing. Whether it be to start a band, make a restaurant, start a newspaper, make a mercenary guild, be a CEO of a merchant company, it is all possible here. What you do in this server is up to you. Think outside the box and try new things. After all, with essence all is possible in The Lands of Zara!

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**Features**

• Different Games (We are not a mini-game server)

• Resource World

• City with buyable/rentable plots

• Encouraged Roleplay

• Some arts based content (Music, Art, Writing, etc.)

• Clans/Guilds/Groups

• NO Donations. Completely Free to play. You get what you earn!

• Own Horses

• Phones!

• Earn Money from Written Books, Art, Music, and more!

• Roleplay Tools!

• Drink Brewing!

• Voting for Small In-game Money!

• Much More!

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**Rules**

• This is a All ages Server. Nothing too inappropriate.

• Use common sense. If it wouldn’t be a good thing to do, don’t do it. So no excessive swearing, no exploiting, no hacking, etc.

• No Mods Allowed (We have a Dynmap for non-advantage areas (city, games world, etc.)

• Portal and spawn camping is not allowed.

• No plagiarism of another’s works. This includes copying someone’s works without permission, selling their works without their permission, using another’s works in a way not intended, etc.

• Be imaginative. A big part of the server is for you to create!—

Community, Contact, and More Information Our main form of communication will be through our discord server. If you need to reach me personally, my Discord name is sofetios . For more in depth information about the server, go to the “⁠in-depth-info” tab of our discord server!

**Discord Server Link:** discord.gg/ZbyNGgG5hp

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**Owner DM:** sofetios

!By connecting to the IP you agree to follow the rules!

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**IP: **51.222.186.192:25576

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CubixCreation

PvE, Survival

CubixCreation: If your reading this, your probabally wondering “What kind of Survival server is this?”. Well I will answer that question. This is a Survival server with a great community, staff that help you, not meaninglessly pubish you, and good fun gameplay! We have custom structures such as a City of the Dead, massive dungeons, and you will find lots of little huts hidden through-out the 5000×5000 world. We of course have GriefPrevention and Essentials, and a permissions managment plugin but thats all! We strive to be as simple as possible. As one member said, “This server is vanilla, with sprinkles!”. If you want more in depth info about the server go to the servers website here: http://www.cubixcreation.weebly.com/ Have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minebrawl

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Hey, you there! Join Minebrawl today, we’ve got loads of fun gamemodes, a great community, active staff, and more!

1) We have the GTA gamemode, an extremely fun game involving guns, shooting, and driving in a large open-world city map!

2) Our staff are online 24/7, ready to assist you with anything you may ever require!

3) Our Prison has an amazing economy and challenging rankup system, but has a helpful and supportive base of players that will assist you in ranking up.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FubarPvP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

FubarPvP offers a unique minecraft experience; we focus on the adventure side of minecraft, and pride ourselves in hosting a fun filled world for you to explore and enjoy. There are treasures and secrets hidden around the map for you to search for or stumble upon. We’re unlike other servers, making money isn’t our first priority, our number one goal is to provide a fun and fair server where you and your friends can team up and climb to the top. We have a unique in game ranking system that allows you to accomplish in game feats to earn ranks and rewards such as commands or ingame items. There are two rank paths that you get to choose from at the start. Will you choose Good, or Evil? Each path has it’s own unique rank names and perks. Our staff team is mature, extremely active, and most importantly fair. If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, please stop by and start your journey today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

McMonarch Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

McMonarch is a medium sized community which supports all ages. We maintain the server to be family friendly for younger audiences, while offering areas, such as TeamSpeak3 for our older members to unwind and relax.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MCParks

Creative

McParks is a Minecraft server dedicated to building Theme Parks to scale in Minecraft. We currently have 9 Theme Parks being worked on You can connect to each server by typing /server followed by the server name. Here is the list of servers: /Server WDW = Walt Disney World /Server Creative = Creative/Freebuild /Server DL = Disneyland California /Server USO = Universal Studios Orlando /Server DCL = Disney Cruise Line

We are on 1.7.10

Additional Notes McParks is the biggest ‘Theme Park’ server in all of Minecraft. While many of the parks are growing, they are growing at a very rapid rate. MCParks contains a small but dedicated team of just around ten imagineers. This group of builders lives and breathes themeparks and building in Minecraft. MCParks also contains a team of just around twenty guest relations members. These guys are devoted to helping out each and every guest!

MCParks is proudly recognized by servers such as TheVoxelBox and is proud to call MCParks home to several TVB builders and staff. MCParks has been recognized by Walt Disney Imagineers such as Jason Grandt, one of the leading designers at Walt Disney Imagineering. Over the past year, MCParks has been a proud home to over 15,000 loyal guests and visitors. From one day visits, to everyday drop ins, MCParks is sure to be the place you want to be at!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

minecrafters.nl

Mini Games, Survival

minecrafters.nl is 4 years old and every block is made in survival. More than 1 billion blocks have been placed in survival by 60,000 different people. You can buy and sell your own areas, make shops, make teleporters. We have a lot of mini games. And you will learn a lot on our server, such as working together in a team.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Epic-Craft

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour

A server with factions that has guns, jetpacks, cars, the moon, rockets you can use to go to other worlds, custom items, custom recipes, an economy, and Emerald tools. We also have kitpvp with guns and jetpacks, creative with protected plots, and extreme parkour with command blocks.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Star Shards Collected:	293
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7121

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DantyCraft

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

it has taken 3 days and an all nighter to push the server to release today/tonite!!

hope you guys and gurls like dis server and will be upgraded soon with a new custom ip (dantycraft.net) and upgrade the ram for the server for less lag!

so come and play today and have some phun! —————————————————————- Our currency is Grass Blocks, Markets are Villager Traders, Making a parkour soon, PvP Zone for players who wanna FIGHT, Info list on how to use Skyblock!, Staff who can help with problems!,

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Relic-MC

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Relic-MC is a survival multiplayer server with light role play elements and a dedicated staff committed to making your stay as enjoyable as possible.

Players start shipwrecked on an island, the only memory that they were sent to claim a mysterious relic. Not much is known about it, other than it has great power which could end the ongoing wars. The problem is the relic is sentient and doesn’t want to be found! Band together to survive the changing environment, monsters or even rival groups!

Whether you want to build, fight monsters, search for clues about whats going on or just have a polite conversation with the relic when its awake, you’ll find something interesting on our server.

Features: Working economy, light RP, player influenced plot, races, community events, contests, forums, lottery, ghosts, jail, chest protection MCDungeon, claim protection and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Potions Brewed:	45
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Budder Realms

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

Budder-Realms (also known as MC-Budder or Butter Realms) is a Minecraft server! Budder-Realms has Factions (Factions is like basic survival, but you can claim land and invite other people to your faction, take over people’s land, etc!), but with GUNS! We also have a Creative world if you don’t like to fight. (Creative Worlds, also known as plot worlds are worlds when you can free build cool things on a large area of land. You have creative mode on plot worlds and only you and people you allow can build/destroy.)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HyperFrost

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

Hyperfrost provides a premium minecraft experience with a relaxed and enjoyable environment, excellent community and dedicated staff.

You wont find a server with the same feel as us, so come and find your new home here today!

WEBSITE: http://www.hyperfrost.net IP: play.hyperfrost.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.