CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Earth2Luke Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is still being constructed at the moment, but we welcome anyone and everyone to join now! Were not exactly looking for staff members, but you can purchase admin/op rights on all of our game servers, including Minecraft on our website.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Z Server SMP

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Z SERVER SMP [Proudly Online 9+ Years] [75+ Plugins] [No-Whitelist] [Dedicated 256GB of RAM, Intel Xeon 16c/32t]

Z Server SMP is a Minecraft server that strives to be the best of the best. You can build where ever you like while following the rules. We have towns to build in to have a close active community. We are a amazing server with a nice community and awesome looking map. If you have any other questions ask.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkyVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

Welcome To SkyVerse We Are A New Under Development Hub Server Ready To Excite You And Make You Happy We Got Tons Of MInigames Factions Prison Skyblock Even Creative And Many More Hope You Will Enjoy

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Animals Bred:	169

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OPClash

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

________________________________________________________________ OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section. ________________________________________________________________ (✓) OP Factions (✓) ON Prison (✓) ON KitPvP (✓) Auctions (✓) Lottery (✓) Crates (✓) Daily Events (✓) Drop Parties (✓) Custom Coded

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Wishcraft

Survival

This is Wishcraft! Run by iMoonZz, I am a co-owner. This server is a survival server right now, and if enough people are on, we can play freezetag 😀

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hawknet SMP

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.

We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.

All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.

Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1488
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Obsidian

PvE, Vanilla

We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.

Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!

Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist

Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ArmedMCPrison

Prison

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SonoraBuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!! Try to best other players by climbing our custom branching rank tree and working up through the economy. Maybe you’ll be at the top of our leaderboards?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Vipers Lair Oceana

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Vipers Lair, an actual VANILLA Server. No additional plugins, no anti-anythings.

Come join in on the fun! We pride ourselves on being 100 Mojang EULA compliant!

Visit our other servers! [van.viper.works] [snap.viper.works] [hardcore.viper.works]

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrystalCrafted

Factions

Our server is a faction one.You can build a base , raid a base , kill people in pvp , raid another bases , buy ranks , open crates and more…

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ptcl Gaming Lounge

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

It is a great server hosted in pakistan It is designed to be kept as much simple(Vanilla Like) as possible. Join now:

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MythicalCraft

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

We are a Hardcore PVP server. On the server, you can mine, sell, loot, and PvP. If you decide to raid someone, make sure you know the rule about griefing.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OP Hardcore PvP Mythical Craft

Hardcore, PvP

This is a OP Hardcore PvP server! When you die you can respawn! There are 6 donor ranks, there is pvp, the pvp is HARDCORE, and AWESOME! Please join! New! Have fun! Currently in beta! OPEN BETA! 😀

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Infamous Servers

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Hello i am Bim63743 Owner Of Infamous-Servers We Are a New Server Series And Would Love to see you as A Part of us We Offer. -Skyblock -Creative -Survival -Hungergames -TNTRUN -And Much Much More

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7622	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.