CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Azundor Network

Creative, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Founded by college engineers, the Azundor Network is opening up its doors to the public! We are a fun-loving group trying to create a good player experience for fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. We are a caring and friendly community that is looking to add regulars to our group. Our staff team continuously improves the server hosting events regularly and is always open to helping with problems and receiving player feedback. Our main gamemode is survival, but we offer other games as well.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OverSizeNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

A Swedish minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes that you can play and explore! We have everything from the heated Factions to the more calm Creative game mode.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FlameMC

LifeSteal, PvP

FlameMC is the minecraft lifesteal server of india it is one of the most good minecraft lifesteal network that has a lot of features and it is also cracked anyone can join using java editon , bedrock editon or anything!

It has all features that a premium server should has and a good hardware & latency power is in the server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ConwyMC

KitPvP, PvP

WAR… Team vs Team PvP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist. There is no need to sign up, just log in and fight!

Image: https://i.imgur.com/kTXAWUn.jpg

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VioletsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VioletsMC is a seasoned Minecraft Survival server that accepts and welcomes everyone who wants to join. Features include sethomes, crates, hats, changeable weather, and a whole bunch more. Ranks, crate keys, and name tags are also available and can all be bought from the VioletsMC SMP servers online store. Join today and be a part of this wonderfully special community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Potato

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

On Potato Anarchy, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Rainimator SMP

PvE, PvP, Towny

Welcome to our dynamic Minecraft server! Experience a blend of Towny, skills, jobs, PvE, and PvP gameplay. Build your own town, master skills, and take on epic PvE quests. Challenge other players in exhilarating PvP battles. Join our vibrant community and start your adventure today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SimpPixel Network

Economy, Survival

Welcome to SimpPixel, our SMP Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a community-driven server. Enjoy a tight-knit community, active staff, and take part in key decisions shaping the server’s future, with polls and suggestions. Join SimpPixel for a for fun time and to meet new friends and make lasting memories!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	781	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PitbullMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We welcome you to the PitbullMC Community! We leave you a little information about the server so that you can be part of our beautiful community

JAVA v1.20: play.pitbullmc.net BEDROCK: bd.pitbullmc.net PUERTO: 19132

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6525	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Equestrifun IV

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Equestrifun is a large equestrian minecraft server, teaching people of any age, any gender, and anywhere in the world everything to do with equines. We give everyone the chance to be whatever or whoever they want to be, regardless of experience. Want to be a farrier? Sure! A professional rider? Absolutely! A barn owner? Definitely!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SpinelCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Java and Bedrock server port (BEDROCK) 19132, Clan War, Economy, PvP, PvE and Warps

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	826
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

hispagamers

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, a unique place where we relive the essence of the game’s origins. We are proud to present you with a nostalgic experience in version 1.8, a choice that allows us to enjoy the authentic old PvP that we are so passionate about. We know that PvP has changed since version 1.9 and we want to preserve the essence and excitement of battles in their original form.

In our community, you will find a team of active, friendly staff always willing to help. We’re here to make sure your time on the server is as enjoyable as possible. If you have any questions or problems, our team will be happy to assist you and provide you with the assistance you need.

In addition to the authenticity of version 1.8, we offer a wide range of exciting events to keep your experience constantly moving. Whether you like to compete in King of the Hill (KOTHs), take on challenging bosses, or participate in other activities, you’ll never be short of opportunities to explore new adventures.

Our server is not only about PvP and events. We’ve also created a welcoming community environment, where players of different backgrounds and abilities come together to share their passion for Minecraft. Here, you’ll be able to make new friends, form teams, and enjoy camaraderie with other gaming enthusiasts.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OrdiCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Here are some of the amazing features you will find on our server:

1 An incredible virtual store so you can purchase everything you need to survive and prosper in this world full of challenges. 2 A trading area where you can exchange items with other players and strengthen your team. 3 special Crates that will give you the opportunity to obtain unique and exciting rewards. 4 No less than 16 new kits available for each rank! Each one with special skills and tools that will help you on your journey. 5 A clan system so you can join other players, form alliances and conquer the world together. 6 A raking system that will allow you to advance and obtain exclusive benefits as you progress in the game. 7 Strategic Warps that will take you to different important locations on the server in the blink of an eye. 8 Mineral protections to secure your precious possessions and prevent them from falling into the wrong hands. 9 New custom bosses that will challenge your combat skills and reward you with valuable treasures. 10 Compatibility from version 1.8 to 1.20.x! You will be able to enjoy all these features without worrying about the version of the game you are using.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Star Shards Collected:	54

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MudMC

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MudMC is the best SMP & civilization events server! Owned by your favorite youtuber, Mud Flaps

JAVA & BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

Java & Bedrock » mudmc.net Bedrock Port » 19132

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KalamyrMC

Vanilla

We are a new server. We have the first Survival mode, with access to World Resources, Nether and End. We are adding things every day for a more comfortable stay for all players.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.