CraftyPainLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you the most physical pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break is actually a disguised cactus waiting to prick you, every mob you encounter is a ninja creeper ready to explode in your face, and every step you take is on a bed of lego blocks!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special PvP arena where instead of fighting with swords and bows, you have to engage in a heated dance battle with the Ender Dragon! And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Pain” where the stakes are high and the pain is even higher!

So if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our server and prepare to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyClicksMC

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Have you ever stumbled upon a website that is so useful, it’s like finding a diamond block in Minecraft? Well, our Minecraft server is like the ultimate website of the gaming world! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs into battle like a true warrior! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly pranking unsuspecting newbies with exploding chickens and disappearing blocks. So why waste your time on boring websites when you can join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EcoPoliceCraft: Stop Brazil Fires!

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so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.

plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TV Sewage Breaks Server

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA CRAZIEST SH*T EVER! WE GOT SEWAGE FLOWS EVERY HALF AN HOUR, JUST LIKE COMMERCIAL BREAKS ON TV! IMAGINE SWIMMING IN POOP WHILE BUILDING UR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE DIS BEFORE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAKE SOME MEMORIES U WON’T FORGET (EVEN IF U TRY)! #SEWAGEPARTY #EPICPOOPADVENTURES #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤣🤮🏰🚽🎉

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Potions Brewed:	129
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Quantum Quark Quest

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so like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can observe entangled quarks for the first time. like, dude, that’s some next level quantum feat stuff right there. u can open the door to further probes of quantum information in particles at high energies, like whoa. join now and be part of this mind-blowing adventure in the world of minecraft. who knows what crazy things u might discover in this server. come on, don’t miss out on this epic journey of quantum proportions. let’s get weird and wacky together, join now!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Supremecraft 2024

2012-2014, Active, building, Community, dafreo, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Minecraft 1.20.6, multiplayer, Non-profit, Nostalgia, old school, pay to win, PvP, Reviving, small server, socializing, Survival, Vanilla

Supremecraft 2024 is bringing the good ‘ol days back to life. We are a small server, aiming to revive an active server from 2012-2014 by the same name created by dafreo. We despise the pay-to-win structure that is far too present on other modern-day multiplayer servers. Our goal is to build a place for players to simply hang out, have fun, and play some Minecraft.

We support players running Minecraft 1.20.6 and up.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	78
Dragon Eggs Found:	1413	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

URBAN – Vanilla, Survival without a vulture Minecraft server

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A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.

Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3

You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.

There is an anti-cheat on the server!

To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Emeralds Found:	7327
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Gantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Gantz! Join us for insane battles, intense survival challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even encounter some alien creatures or mysterious black orbs that transport you to another dimension. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Farms Harvested:	656
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	4906
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3133
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MomLiedMC

art world, artist struggles, artistic integrity, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, career boundaries, career involvement, career success, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, manipulation tactics, MomLiedMC, mother-daughter conflict, personal boundaries, public promises, recognition, Support, Trust

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and fun, where you can escape the chaos of real life.

Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	7024	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

Adults, antioxidants, berries, brain health, choc, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dark chocolate, dementia, dementia risk, depressive symptoms, flavonoids, free, genetic risk, healthy aging, high blood pressure, lifestyle factors, mental health, neuroprotection, Prevention, Red wine, study, tea, wine

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	140
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.