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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5666 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3846 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5031 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is so amazing, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of our epic music nights. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our diamond mines are so rich, they make the mines of Moria look like a sandbox.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Because on our server, anything is possible – even LeQueer’s nut making it to the NBA.