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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3223 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 188 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 140 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.
so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!