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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3317 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 157 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.
so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!