so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Enchantments Applied: 140 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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