CraftyNorseWarfare | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

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Server Name	Silvermons
Server Type	Pixelmon Reforged
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

Overview:

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Emeralds Found:	7372	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyBootyBumpers

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Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Farms Harvested:	286

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

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Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	145	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkelePetra’s Treasury

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8640
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Regenos

Businesses, Church, Economy, Empire, Faction, Groups, in-depth, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Nations, new, playstyles, PvP, Regenos, Religions, REWARD, Roleplay, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3363	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

armor, boat racing, Bosses, chacha, Challenging, chickens, course, Cows, CREEPERS, crossplay, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Event, Features, FrontierSMP, giddyup, Macarena, Mining, mobs, participants, Rail, Rewards, Shop, smp, Today, Tools, Vanilla, Version, Wiki

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

Event:

Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: How often are new features added to the server?

A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	99
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Maria’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Farms Harvested:	925	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UberCraft: No Random Homes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockHeadzCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6172
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.