CraftyNet: Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	6813	Meteorites Collected:	0

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	387	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	4350
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	702125	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ores Mined:	5958

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9355
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1741
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	163
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	279
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mines Excavated:	3443

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ores Mined:	7931
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3173
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Players:	92/200	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6