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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	196
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mines Excavated:	3997
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	218	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	180
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	4962
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	145	Dragon Eggs Found:	6337
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	291
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	222
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
New Chunks Explored:	117050	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	9348	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	266	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	6756

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3520
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	6902
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	263
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	1550
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	94/600	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Emeralds Found:	751
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	135